Last call for cotton candy
No I didn’t go out after homecoming. Sorry to be a party pooper but I’m not one to get excited about the annual event. For starters, I am not a party person and I am not really concerned about being seen. Since my sophomore year of college I have developed this logic that the people I see in the club are the same people that I cafeteria; they just have on a different costume. I apply this theory to going out after the game as these are the same people I saw in the cafeteria and the same people I saw at the game just with a different costume. I am not interested in rekindling any old flames because there weren’t any.
Reason #2: I am beyond the club stage… especially in Albany. As I approach my 28th birthday, I am realizing that I am too old to YULE!!! I am becoming more and more content with being and armchair quarterback rather than being amongst the crowd.
Reason #3: I am trying to change my evil ways to align myself with who GOD wants me to be. If I go out to the club, I will walk in with a lustful eye. There is something about a bouncing C cup that seems to hold my attention. The Bible says we sin by thought, word, and deed and while I will not be saying anything and definitely not doing the deed, my thoughts will be something like, “Those would go great with some strawberry topping. I already see the cherry on top.”
Sooo instead of going out… I am here typing this. I hope my boys are having fun. Because I try to be inspirational, I’ll leave you with this: A picture is worth a thousand words but Polo Ralph Lauren costs…$35,000?